I would rather burn down a maternity ward than watch The Amazing Spiderman 2. This is just one of the many terrible horrible no good very bad moments in this film. Okay let's take a look.
So we start with the Rhino shooting at the police. I will say that I like the idea of the Rhino being a mechanized suit. The idea of the Rhino is kinda goofy because it’s just a big guy in a suit. He was created in the 60s, cell phones weren’t invented yet, everyone was bored. ANYWAYS... Rhino opens the suit, exposing his head, while the police fire at him. Why? What if they killed him? It’s already getting dumb. Then, you have civillivans gathered to watch like it’s a parade? Who does this? There’s an active shootout like 20 feet away and people are just standing there. I wonder if the cops sell tickets to stuff like that, I would. Now, this stupid kid in a Spiderman costume RUNS INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE SHOOTOUT to try and “stop” Rhino. First of all, that kid should be dead. Secondly, the child’s mom tries to chase him but the cops stop her immediately. So if the cops were that close to the civilians all this time, then how was this kid able to just run out into the middle of a shootout.
So, now the real Spiderman has entered the chat. He tells the kid that he’s so “brave” and all that sissy shit. Meanwhile, everyone is just standing there...why doesn’t Rhino kill this kid and Spiderman? Why doesn’t Rhino just run away? Why is this movie so bad? Anyways, Rhino shoots missiles at Spiderman and he blocks one with a manhole cover. I’m pretty sure that cover would shatter if a rocket was launched at it, but okay whatever. Then, Spiderman uses the same manhole cover to deflect the other missiles away from him. Again, I’m pretty sure he deflected those missiles into buildings and crowded areas since, ya know...people like to watch crime. This scene is bad. I hate it, can I go now? What do you guys think?
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